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“Burned beyond recognition. Even the dev tools are crying.”
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“my goldfish asked what productizing yourself means — still waiting”
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Value proposition throws a NullPointerException: three scrolls of 'productize yourself' and I still can't parse what this actually teaches. Hero section reads like a motivational poster had a baby with a landing page template and nobody supervised the deployment.
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