First the AI roasts you.
Then the internet does.
Paste URL. Get roasted. Share on X. Go viral.
3 free roasts/day · no signup · no mercy
🏆 Hall of Shame
// real roasts. real pain.
// what card will you get?
lower score = rarer card. chase the 404 Cat.
// rarity system — what card will you get?
lower score = rarer card. chase the 404 Cat.
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✦ MYTHIC
404 Cat 🐱💀
2% drop rate
“your page is so bad it broke the internet”
only 2 founders have ever achieved this. they are not okay.
✦ LEGENDARY
Giga Cooked Cat 😿🔥
8% drop rate
“burned beyond recognition”
your landing page made the AI feel emotions. bad ones.
✦ EPIC
Burnout Founder Cat 😾💸
15% drop rate
“sent investors to a competitor”
your value prop is so vague it could be a crypto project.
✦ RARE
Senior Dev Cat 🐈⬛👀
25% drop rate
“technically ships. barely.”
not broken. just... deeply disappointing.
✦ COMMON
Confused Intern Cat 🐱❓
50% drop rate
“we've seen worse. not many. but some.”
first day energy. asked 3 questions about the value prop. got no answers.
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$ roast --your-page to find out which cat you deserve