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“Burned beyond recognition. Even the dev tools are crying.”
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exit code: COOKED
“my goldfish asked what this does — still refreshing for answers”
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Hero section is a black void with giant text that explains absolutely nothing about the actual product or service. Value proposition throws a NullPointerException: even after reading everything visible, nobody knows what 'permanently fix your skin' actually means or involves.
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