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✦ RARE · Senior Dev Cat 🐈⬛👀
“Dark circles. Infinite scrolls. Zero conversions.”
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WARNING: NEEDS_REFACTOR
“my dog could write better copy than 'grow faster'”
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Hero section screams 'I help with X things' without defining what those things actually are. Value proposition is so generic that my goldfish asked if this was a template — three bullet points that say nothing while promising everything.
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