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“my goldfish understood this better than your target audience will”
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“Dark circles. Infinite scrolls. Zero conversions.”
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WARNING: NEEDS_REFACTOR
“my goldfish understood this better than your target audience will”
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Hero section says 'grow and monetize faster' but faster than what — a broken checkout flow? Value proposition is so generic that even ChatGPT would ask for more specifics before generating this copy.
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