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“Has seen too many failed A/B tests. Knows your pain.”
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WARNING: NEEDS_REFACTOR
“even my goldfish knew what the CTA was supposed to be”
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Your mom wouldn't find the CTA with glasses and a flashlight — literally zero buttons above the fold on a growth platform. Value proposition throws a NullPointerException: 'grow smarter faster' could describe anything from dog training to crypto bots.
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