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✦ EPIC · Burnout Founder Cat 😾💸
“Has seen too many failed A/B tests. Knows your pain.”
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“my goldfish understood this better after I unplugged his filter”
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Hero section promises to grow your X audience faster but the subtext reads like a LinkedIn coach had a stroke. Value proposition is vaguer than my ex's commitment issues — 'engage strategically' could mean literally anything from posting memes to starting a cult.
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