www.productizeyourself.co
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“even my goldfish knows this is a course not SaaS”
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✦ EPIC · Burnout Founder Cat 😾💸
“Has seen too many failed A/B tests. Knows your pain.”
38
WARNING: NEEDS_REFACTOR
“even my goldfish knows this is a course not SaaS”
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Value proposition throws undefined exception: 'productizing yourself' could mean literally anything from selling organs to MLM schemes. Hero section screams infoproduct masquerading as software — the neon green explosion confirms we've entered guru territory.
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